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Wednesday 31 December 2008

ym owh ym....

aktiviti mlm taun baru...org len countdown....

ak di dpn lptp ber'ym'...huhu...

dEspEratEly dEspErate.....

desperate...hurm..perkataan ni mmg la sgt femes...

remember desperate housewife..???
teri something belakon....dgn eva longoria etc...
psl ade yg selingkuh dgn tkg kebun die la...mcm2 hal....yup!!!! thats the one...!!!

tp kan...mgkn the idea of desperate housewife dh tak releven kot skrg..??
pada ku kan, mmg idea ni tak pnh releven dlm masyarakat kte skrg, tmbh2 kat mesia ni kot...

bercakap dr pengalaman la ni..not mine, but, someone i knew too well...heh..my dear, charming sis...

penah cte kot yg kitorg mntk keje part time same2 kat 1 emporium ni kan, milion namenye( bukan name sebenar, tepakse dirahsiakan sbb tak de sponsorship)

ntah la nape, ramai beno org yg berminat dgn akak ku nih...mcm2 hal...

kes2 : -

1) pakcik crk menantu plg takleh blah...

tgh akak ak tekan2 mesin kire tu, leh je die wat muke batu bertanya sopan pada akak ku...

yg tertuduh : anak ni dh ade pakwe...? ( straight tu de point, de faster de better...mgkn memegang kpd pepatah, early bird cathes the worm...)
mangsa : ( dlm ati : aii...??? pakcik ni bia benar.... baye2 ayahku ni.. wat2 tak dgr je la)
HAH????
yg tertudoh : ni...( tak yah dh mukaddimah...) anak pakcik polis...die dh 25..anak ni nk tak berkenalan dgn anak pkcik..???
mangsa : (dlm ati: fuuuuh...seb baek die kate anak die, ingt kan die..org tua..jwb baek2 dh)
takpe la pakcik...sy tak knl pakcik...anak pakcik lg la...
yg tertudoh : anak ni dok manjoi kan..??? pakcik sini jgk haa...kg tengku hussein je..dkt kan???
mangsa : (stalker ke??? sengih je dh...)
yg tertudoh: (dh die takot le ni...) takpe la nk...org ramai ni...
mangse : (heh..tau takpe....)
yg tertudoh :anak ade num fon tak..??? nnt pakcik suro anak pkcik kol...( berkenan sgt ke..???)
mangse : tak de fon la pakcik...br stat keje...tak mampu...(pembohongan terbesar...org puteh kate white lies...)

2) mntk2 number fon...

yg ni sng sket nk deal kot...sbb dh salu sgt akak ku ni...of kos la die ckp tak de fon...sng nk jwb...

3) nk pikat akak, gne pengaruh adek nye...

pencuba : sarah2...nk number akak ko weh...(ni lg sorg....straight je...tak buang mase lgsg...)
aku : ape aku dpt..???( cube menggunakan diplomasi n kaut keuntungan...muahhahahahah..)
pencuba : alaa....tu pon nk berkira....
aku : kire tak kire, yg ko nk ni akak aku, so, kne la protektif sket...
pencuba : bajet adek yg bertanggungjawab lah ni??? takleh blahh...
aku : ade aku kesah..??? dh2...gi maen jaoh2...bz ni...
pencube : bz konon...ko sedar tak ko katne..??? ko kat car park...!!! ulang sore....carpark!!! takde org pon kat sini...bz ape nye...(car park adlh kaunter plg takde org kat sne..tp, kaunter feveret ku..heheh..leh tdo dowh..)
aku : n ur point is..???
pencube : oke2...ak lanje minum...(gaji pon tak kua lg ni...aduhh...)
aku : pintu kat sane...(tgn menunjuk ke pintu)
pencube : (cis!CIS! DAN CIS!!!) yela2...mkn leh??? tu je...
aku : erm.....pk jap...oke2...nnt ak suro kak bg ke...
pencube : laa....mcm tu baek ak mntk sndiri...
aku : so? g la...haha..push ur luck...mcm la die nk kc..kalo die nk, tak de nye ko dtg mntk kat ak siap nk lanje bagai...
pencube : asal ko tanak bg..??? ni pen, nih ketas tuleh cpt...
aku : err....aku tak hingt...heheh..peace!!!
pencube : kuang ajo...( smbil tarik blk pen dan ketas..)

* taktik len di laen mase....


Friday 26 December 2008

ungkapan2 menusuk kalbu...

dulu...

aku penah msk palapes...

tp kejap je...

sbb ade personal problem, mslh dalaman gitu la....

tp seyes, enjoy gile msk bende tu....

org tgk mcm hampeh, tp, aku bersuka ria gak la kat markas....

betol la org2 tua kate, belom cube belom tau...

pehtu, dorg ni mcm ade ayat2 yg kalo disebot ke, mesti org leh tau dorg palapes....contohnye....

1) ko gagal kadet...
- bkn semestinye ko gagal dlm akademik ke ape, tp, dorg salu gne...kalo senior pgl, ko tak nyahut ke ape, ayat ni kompem kua...

2) selai, selai.....
-selai2 ni maknenye sehelai2 la.....situasi: dorg pgl entire junior tp junior dtg bkn sekali ramai2...yg dtgnye sorg2...pehtu selang 5 menet, seploh menet sorg...mmg korg akan dgr ayat ni...

3) mcm die la org plg penat, plg mengantok dlm dunia ni..
- pegi markas tak semestinye lari, kawad, maen m16 sume...tu la tanggapan salah org ramai...kat markas ni kitorg pon ade kls mcm kuliah sume...kdg2 sembang je dgr staf tu merepek...hahaha..mmg ENJOY ABEH!!! tp, kalo ade yg sengguk2 ke, or jln mcm zombie, mmg kua ayat ni....tp, dorg2 takkan terase, sume akan sengih je dgr ayat ni sbb cara dorg ckp tu mmg lawak...kalah senario...

4) ye tuan!!! baik tuan!!!
- ni ayat yg korg akan muak dgr kat kalangan palapes.....blkg tu mesti ade perkataan hikmat tu...kalo tak, masak la sape yg tak sebot tu...yg bestnye, kalo ko kne maki tahap dewa pon, mcm : ko ni bangang ke bodo??? aku ckp laen ko buat laen..otak mane letak ke lutut???
korg takyah kesah or mkn ati, korg wat je muke batu pehtu ckp kuat2, TUAN!!!!!
(anggap la yg bangang tu si tuan tu...nescaya ati korg terubat...)

semalam aku telah berbohong...

semalam....
aku telah menipu....
banyak kali...
orang kate tipu sunat...
tapi kalo sunat bukan ke dapat pahle...???
walaubagaimanapon aku rase bedosa...
sebab..???
sebab aku tanak tipu in the 1st place....
sebab aku tipu orang yang aku respek slame ni...
sebab aku tipu berkat dorongan teman2....
tapi.....
tu sume alasan.....
aku tipu sebab aku pilih untuk menipu....

ape salah berkata benar tegakkan kebenaran kan...???
aku mengelak untuk berkata benar...
sebab kebenaran tu menyakitkan.....

Saturday 11 October 2008

roda...

In three words u can sum up everything u've learned about life:
it goes on...

life's hard...and it kills...
but...
be glad wit it...

becoz, it gives u chances....
chance to work,
chance to love,
chance to play,
and chance to look up at the stars...

err...a little help..????

help...
wif my stdy...
wif my financial...
wif my LIFE....
huuu....
all these years i realized dat, people,.susah sgt nk mntk tolong...malu, segan dan sebagainye lah...
sbg org timur, mmg lah sgt bgs sikap segan neh..
tp ape org kate??? kne la bertempat...kan?kan?
mcm kalo stdy tu mcm hampeh, jgn segan2, pegi je kat lect or senior2( hehe...ni ad double meaning jumpe senior,tmbh2 senior yg ad rupe nuh kan..haha)
ape nk segan nye???
adat la kan...malu bertanye sesat jalan kan?kan?
bendenye, kite ni bkn superman...
every single thing can be done by ourselves...
we need other people and they need us too...
we live as a community rite???

i know! i know!

sumtimes things can go wrong...
pertolongan yg kite mntk dh menyusahkan org len
or getting serious or complicated berbanding kite buat sendiri...
but, that's life rite???
at least we tried...wat ever will be, will be...
the future is unpredictable...(unless u read ur horoskop, but that does not count ok???)

tak tau la kenape, some people ni, susah sgt nk bkk mulut nk mntk tulun org...
kalo susah pon, fmly kan ade...
takkan la takleh kongsi dgn fmly sikit pon???
maybe org tu akan kate, susah, family tak phm...
nk gtau kwn nnt dorg bkn leh wat pe pon...esp psl love affair ni..huh!
well, that, im not sure...
perhaps ur parent, yg dh mkn garam berkilo2 b4 u, ad sikit cadangan kan..who knows??
or
that fren of urs,
perhaps...
they can just listen to u.., it does help,u know...
if they are ur fren,
so, in the name of frenship, they wont be burdened by ur story telling

so...
my point is,
belajar la....
belaja untuk mempercayai...
belajar untuk berkongsi..
belajar untuk meminta...
belaja untuk menerima...
belaja menjadi manusia...
belajar untuk bersahabat....
belajar untuk menjadi a part of the world...
(err...byk lagi rupenye jenis2 ilmu kat dunia neh..)

and..

the most important thing is......

BELAJAR UNTUK HIDOP...

peace!



Tuesday 7 October 2008

i hate myself for losing u....

"I Hate Myself For Losing You"

I woke up today
Woke up wide awake
In an empty bed
Staring at an empty room
I have myself to blame
For the state I'm in today
And now dying
Doesn't seem so cruel
And oh, I don't know what to say
And I don't know anyway
Anymore

I hate myself for losing you
I'm seeing it all so clear
I hate myself for losing you
What do you do when you look in the mirror
And staring at you is why he's not here?

You got what you deserved
Hope you're happy now
'Cause everytime I think of her with you
It's killing me
Inside, and
Now I dread each day
Knowing that I can't be saved
From the loneliness
Of living without you
And, oh
I don't know what to do
Not sure that I'll pull through
I wish you knew

I hate myself for losing you
I'm seeing it all so clear
I hate myself for losing you
What do you do when you look in the mirror
And staring at you is why he's not here?

I hate myself for losing you
And oh, I don't know what to do
Not sure that I'll pull through
I wish you knew
And oh, I don't know what to say
And I don't know anyway
Anymore
No, no

I hate myself for losing you
(I'm seeing it all so clear)
I'm seeing it all so clear
I hate myself for losing you
What do you do when you look in the mirror
And staring at you is why he's not here?
What do you say when everything you said
Is the reason why he left you in the end?
How do you cry when every day you shout
"Don't ever bring him back again?"
I hate myself for loving you

lagu ni ngingatkan pada seseorang...dedicate this to that person yah!

Monday 6 October 2008

kawen mude???

nape ye, kalo bab2 kawen ni, org2 kite sgt suke bincang..(temasuk penulis...haha!)
apetah lagi pasal kawen mude ni....
td bace blog org lenn.kawan suro...
mcm best je dgr dorg borak2
sbb utama org kate kawen mude ni mcm bagus sbb elak maksiat...
alasan mantap, okeeyy????? hahahaha......
pikir nk elak maksiat,...wah! bgs2 anak2 mude sekarang....tak sia2 ustad2 dorg ngaja...
tp, erk... betol ke tu sbb utama????
pikir2 kan.....
jgn org kate, sbb nk lepas mulut boye, masuk lak mulot rimau...tu kes naya tuh!!!
tak kire lagi mulot singa, ular dan sebagainye...(erk, perluke mention binatang2 buas yg len???)

mcm mane dgn life dorg di kemudian ari????
yg bole cope dgn kehidupan berdue, dgn stdy, mgkn no hal la....
tp yg mk ayah tanggung????
yg tak dpt ptptn???
scholar????
yg dudok jauh????
haa.....
blum lagi kate pasal 'perdebatan' blk raye...(masih lagi mood raye..hehehe...)
yg salu org pertikaikan masih lagi financial prob la....
yg lelaen mgkn nk seribu daye, kan..?

Saturday 16 February 2008

a man learnt from a boy...

a man asked one boy...
wat do u wan to be when u r bigger...????
the boy innocently said,"alive..."

is there a second choice???

Friday 15 February 2008

....duh....

the Dad : ur sister told me dat u stepped on ur sister's face while she was lying on the rug.did u really do dat?
the kid: well, dats her story.
the dad : is it true?
the kid : well, maybe...but, there's a reason.
the dad: a good reason?
the kid: becoz i hate her guts..
the dad: but sisters shud not feel that way about each other...y not juz talk to her instead of trying to rearrange her face??
the kid: daddy, HOW CAN I TALK TO PEOPLE I HATE???

most of the world's peace conferences fail becoz the delegates ignore dat q.


got this from a book...

Thursday 31 January 2008

me besday...hehehe

actly its belated besday, but who cares??? hahaha...am stil celebrating it...dont laugh...i luv my besday dis yer...more people wished me, and so on...
plus...
-got a really special besday card from aida..(believe wen i say it spesial, it does..heee...)
-akak2 pdt kat kelas kate kitorg sebaya, so, they giv me the..(can i call it the honour?)..even one of them want to buy me my lunch...hehehe..(of cos lps kne paksa blnja ar...hahaha..)
-mcm bese ar, fon asik bunyi je tanda msj masuk...ucap slmt dr kenalan..wat i can say is just thanks and amin....
- kongsi besday dgn sharlinie...i reli hope she can celebrate her besday nex yer wif her fmly....
- wat else haaa.....erm...of coz i got somethin from some people...sweets, chocolate,etc...
-stil receive wishes even my besday is yesterday...hehe..
- i've got so many people wishing me my besday...(taknah tepikir i am sooooo femes...hehe)
-but, cant forget my f3 besday...my klsmet announced it and bg ucapan yg pelik n lawak2 kat rollcall..hahaha...1 maktab dgr...hampeh but, i was deeply touched...
- i am 19....cant believe it...hahaha...

wished i can celebrate besday more than once a yer....but, then, it wont be special anymore,rite????

wat about urs..???

Tuesday 29 January 2008

kls cancel.??

tell me...
wud u be hepi if ur cls cancel? or u wil be sad??

as for me, bcmpur baur gk la...
jujur ckp, mst ar hepi kn??? even dak2 yg rjn dtg, tak pnh ponteng, yg dpt 4flat pon mst hepi bangat sih.sbb, ye ar, dh name kls cancel....

tapi sedey pon ad..u know why?? sbb...nnt kene gk ganti blk..malam plak tu...uuuwwwwwaaaaaa...mst x dpt tgk ctr korea 8tv....isk2...

skrg free sbb kls bi kancel.. datin aida(my englsh lectr laa...) tetiba msj ..hehe...

attention to fain...

will u be my fren for ever and ever...???



p/s : pk btol2 sblm setuju sbb skali ko stuju, ko tak dibenarkan tarik diri..this is a game for a lifetime...hahaha...