tagged jahat.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
once uve been tagged must do! =)
happy reading! =D

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: for god sake, u dont even know what cute is! u shud get a dictionary.

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome:
YR: which part?

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: ofkos! u think i wanna hangout wif u if u dont? big NO!

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: oh, really?? perfect!! because, i need someone to do my homework.. lucky me to have u.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: sorry i'm malaysian.

If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: well, who dont? u surely got some gut.

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: thank GOD!

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: what a surprise! i was about to say the same thing. are u a mind reader..?? i hope u are not!because u can get sadder.

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: not to worry, i dont do dream. dreams are for the needy.

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: i'm sure u can. u alredi make me!

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: no thank u. i'll pass.

2) May I have your cell phone? please please please?
YR: only if u can fix ur face first.

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: sorry, i dont do charity.

4) What do you like about me?
YR: i dont think i can find any.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: okey! coz u need it most.

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: hi whore!

2) You smell like shit!
YR: and that because u are such an asshole.

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: u shouldnt talk to urself nasty things like that, u know..

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: i'm honoured. a loser wants to beat me. awesome!!!guinness shud record this.

If your annoying ex says:

1) I still love you...
YR: how come? weird...ingat ubat pembenci tu berkesann...

2) I know you still love me!
YR: haha! i thought u dont do jokes.but u do! u've improved a lot, dontcha?

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: i dont repeat things like i repeat my exams.its awful.

4) Please call me...
YR: are u kidding me?

5) The break up hurt me so much..
YR: i'm sure it did. i work hard for it, u know.

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: i know right?

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've Changed!
YR: into what?

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: nice! next time try to do charity.

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: dont talk to me. u r infected!


I'm tagging
1. fain
2. jiha.

3. kaksu.

4.sapa sapa yg sarcastic.