a man learnt from a boy...

a man asked one boy...
wat do u wan to be when u r bigger...????
the boy innocently said,"alive..."

is there a second choice???

....duh....

the Dad : ur sister told me dat u stepped on ur sister's face while she was lying on the rug.did u really do dat?
the kid: well, dats her story.
the dad : is it true?
the kid : well, maybe...but, there's a reason.
the dad: a good reason?
the kid: becoz i hate her guts..
the dad: but sisters shud not feel that way about each other...y not juz talk to her instead of trying to rearrange her face??
the kid: daddy, HOW CAN I TALK TO PEOPLE I HATE???

most of the world's peace conferences fail becoz the delegates ignore dat q.


got this from a book...